Make Each Day Your Masterpiece

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."

July 14, 2014 4:47 pm

I am so proud of my little sister(11). She was telling me about her barbies boyfriends and girlfriends and she has her first lesbian couple. She has matured so much and I am just so proud.

June 25, 2014 8:29 pm

Complaining to my dad about someone friend requesting me on Facebook with a dick-shot profile picture then favoriting a gif of a naked dude on tumblr… The sense I make.

June 24, 2014 10:12 am
Yep. They totally know how to make me buy stuff.

Yep. They totally know how to make me buy stuff.

April 2, 2014 7:17 pm

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

(via frenchiesttoast)

March 15, 2014 11:29 pm

Welcome to Night Vale Live Show: OKC

So, I saw the show tonight and it was amazing. If you’ve never been to one, I highly recommend it. It made my day about 1000000% better and was super enjoyable. (It was also a great price and experience!)

February 22, 2014 11:49 pm

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

(via moriar-teas)

February 18, 2014 6:01 pm

Trying to explain Portals to my friend

  • Me: Well, she is evil, but like in the really smart way. Like so intelligibly ahead is above right and wrong.
  • Zack: She's a computer.
  • Me: Yes, but she's self aware.
  • Zack: SO ARE DOLPHINS!
5:30 pm
+1 Dexterity
+1 Strength 
+1 Self Confidence

I always feel the most self confident right after a good workout and yoga session. I’m not normally the sharing type, but I’m proud of myself for making it as far as I have and I will keep going until I become a true hero of Hyrule with some major status buffs!

+1 Dexterity
+1 Strength
+1 Self Confidence

I always feel the most self confident right after a good workout and yoga session. I’m not normally the sharing type, but I’m proud of myself for making it as far as I have and I will keep going until I become a true hero of Hyrule with some major status buffs!

10:43 am

<3

Being able to express multiple things you love in a single identity is one of the best feelings in the world. Like a small representation of yourself.

10:36 am

Got my Stats test back. I wasn’t very confident when I took it and when I got it back there was a TON of writing on it. Apparently I read my table wrong; however, Dr. Hamlin is quite merciful and only took off 5 points because all my calculations were correct! Came out with a 95 and that has made my day!

12:54 am

baby-blue-shadow:

domyr:

7 years of hair growth. It makes so much sense

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2283371

Link! Your hair is so pretty! o///o Is that Navi in there, making his hair all pretty?

Oh no… My unrealistically high standards for my future spouse have got unbelievably higher!

(via soggimuffins)

February 14, 2014 9:02 am

askerquestioner

Anonymous: Favorite pokemon game and why please?

iguanamouth:

the vietnamese rom corruption/mistranslated version of pokemon crystal and because  

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8:52 am

latentpower:

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing

I think this is really great because the concept of feminism is so distorted now days when if fact it’s so human and simple. I don’t know why kindness and equality is a hard thing to understand.

(via dwmaweapongirl16)

8:34 am

I use to think bottle blonds were blonds who were really skinny up top and had huge judies.

February 13, 2014 7:08 pm

Oakley

Tab will love this

(Source: tomhiddleston-gifs, via wholmesianmisfit)